My 3-step plan as the leader of the country

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “The Fun Platform.” I was asked about what I would do if I was made the leader of my country. Something that’s an annoyance now, into something fun. So here’s a letter to you outlining my plans *mwahaha*

Fellow 21st century humans, and citizens of my country!

This is a special letter to all of you. First of all, thank you for electing me as the new leader of this country. I would have said “beautiful” country, except that that would be stretching the truth a little too much for my comfort.

Oh no! Don’t get me wrong. The natural views that the country has is beautiful. Kashmir valley, the backwaters of Kerala–God’s Own Country, and the festivities of Goa! Beautiful, yes.

But what’s not beautiful is this.

And this.

And this.

AND of course, this.

This is what I want to change.

Going forward, there is going to be one focus from my side- Resource Management. Water resources, forest resources, air resources. Everything that is required for us to live that is being obliterated will be managed and DEFAULTERS WILL FACE MY WRATH!!!!

Some specific steps that I propose to take will be-

• Every major city will have an area in the outskirts that will become a protected forest area with a minimum of 1 lakh trees.
• Each major city will have a 4 water treatment plants minimum; situated in the North, South, East and West.
• Every building will need to have a garbage separation unit, that separates the toxic wastes from the non-toxic.

And that’s just the start. You’ve got to admit, breathing clean air and drinking clean water is fun. And more.

Yours,

Fellow 21st century human, now leader of the country.

(Boy, how I wish these 3 steps are really implemented).